Not a word of a lie but you can visit ZT any weekday at just about any time between 10-17 and roughly 50%+ of the population will be groups of teenage girls.

Do they not have school, or homework or something to do? Where are all the teenage boys? I didn't see any games arcades, sex shops or bars so what are the boys up to? I did see a gang of three useless looking teenage boys a couple of days ago buying cigarettes, Marlboro Menthol from the walking vegetable that serves in the Inmedio shop. The one they sent in with the money was probably 16 but looked more like 12. He was served without question. Is there not an age limit for smoking in Poland?

So, back to the point. From whence do the teenage maidens spring forth? Why are they all dumped in ZT all day long? Why do they have to use plastic and discount tickets to buy something in Coffee Heaven? Why are they all in front of me in the queue?

I could possibly speculate about school trips from all-girls schools but the sheer numbers and regularity would rule that out. Bunking off school?

I am Mr. Perplexed.

A couple of days ago I was standing outside the office having a smoke and noticed what can only be described as a gaggle of ladies exiting the Sala Kongresowa and dragging their little wheely suitcases across Emilii Plater heading for Zlote Tarasy. Presumably they had just finished the AGM of the "Evil Cows of Mazowiecka" society and now they were in the mood for a little shopping.

They walked in extremely determined fashion straight past me and a few negotiated the revolving doors into the office entrance lobby while the others stood guard outside. The advance posse soon returned to tell everyone that this was the entrance to the offices at which point it seemed they all started walking around randomly, like rocks in an Asteroids game, as if the magnet that had been holding them together had been switched off.

Being the helpful chap I am I asked a couple of them if they were looking for the entrance to the shopping centre. I did this because it happens all day, every day. The architects of ZT have cunningly placed the office entrances at exactly the points where the shopping centre entrances should be. They have then, in their wisdom, failed to put up any signs saying "Entrance to Offices" so they spend all day redirecting people.

Anyway, these ladies just stared at me with nasty looking faces like I'd just asked them if they wanted a quick shag, ignored me completely and carried on getting collectively lost. A few walked in the right direction to the entrance that is 30m from where they were standing while most just got back in line behind Pani Sławomira and headed off dragging their bags (and sorry arses) in completely the wrong direction. They had ignored me so completely that I thought for a while they might be foreigners but I listened carefully and it was definitely Polish they were speaking.

Today. We're in the Alma supermarket. Not in our part of town but we fancied a change and they did have a Haagen Dazs fridge so it was worthwhile! Anyway, as you know, it is completely, utterly, impossible to shop in Poland without there being an argument about who was next in the queue. Usually at the cold meats counter, which is exactly where this one was. An excited bunch of men were engaged in discussion with, yes, a late middle aged Polish lady, who had just inserted herself into the front of the queue. No shame whatsoever was written on her face. She was basically saying "Late middle aged lady trumps anything you've got so you can all go screw yourselves!". What's most annoying is that that is exactly what they all did! A couple of whimpers and then everyone resigned themselves to the fact that this lady was speaking the truth. There is no power on earth that can beat the power of the LMAPL.

Pies był przewodnikiem gdyż była to para osób niewidomych. Był grzeczny i wytresowany i patrzył tylko tam gdzie mu wolno (prawdopodobnie to piętro przeszedł na bezwdechu żeby nie wąchać tych pachnących fastfoodów ;]) więc niby wszystko było ok. Jednak w życiu czegoś takiego nie widziałem więc się zacząłem zastanawiać... i już chciałem coś sobie ustalić w głowie gdy nagle "usłyszałem" dyskusje ludzi siedzących w grupach. Dyskusję podczas których każdy wymawiał swoje zdanie tak jakby myślał o tym od nie wiadomo kiedy. Nagle we wszystich większych grupach wokół ludzie mieli już sprecyzowane zdanie na temat ludzi z psami przewodnikami w centrach handlowych...

i się zastanawiam.. wtf? czy ja żyję w innym świecie gdzie coś takiego jest nowością i wymaga chwili przemyśleń? nie. Otóż po chwili rozglądania się zauważyłem kilka osób siedzących w pojedynkę które tak jak ja siedziały i "prawdopodobnie" zastanawiały się nad tym co przed chwilą zobaczyły...

strasznie mnie to wkurza. Czemu ludzie będąc w towarzystwie na siłę starają się pokazać że mają zdanie na każdy temat (zwłaszcza tak delikatny jak ten) i przez to często gęsto szerzą opinie nie przemyślane, wyssane z palca "żeby nie być gorszym"...

wkurzyłem się.

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On the workplace front, things are looking up. We move into our new office this weekend and I grabbed a couple of shots for you. The "before" picture is here.

And one of the views from the windows:

The English language handbook for my car arrived. So now, after a few months driving it backwards, I can finally get the thing working properly! :)