Too bad for Clouette, his dream of being the first person in Singapore to own a DSi is crushed, unless he doesnt mind to read Japanese for all those DSi software.

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This person hacked my boyfriend a few days ago and even though I was pissed that she hacked him. She made some points and ask me shit I couldn't even answer. You might not be able to understand what was said cause she types like a damn an animal. But she types fast as hell. Anyway, regardless of the fact she invaded my privacy and was trying to show me something I've already seen. She didn't have to hack me to see who I was.

||xhackzor.divax||: i hackd your bf

||xhackzor.divax||: i deletd hiz yah!

||xhackzor.divax||: i hackd u too wen u left 2 c yo friend cj i lukd @ all yo mssgs b4 i hackd yo bf.

||xhackzor.divax||: gav me mo of a reason 2 hack him

||xhackzor.divax||: hes hurtin u n he dont care.

Nikiea Barnes: So um, you deleted his Y!?

Nikiea Barnes: For what though?

||xhackzor.divax||: i dont lik hm...hes a whore.

||xhackzor.divax||: plus he dont like me.

Nikiea Barnes: You know what so fucked up about this?

Nikiea Barnes: I bet you one of them people off his list I told him about.

Nikiea Barnes: That came and told me that they didn't like him.

Nikiea Barnes: You from CS?

||xhackzor.divax||: yah i hav a cs name

Nikiea Barnes: Thats what I thought.

Nikiea Barnes: So just cause you didn't like him, you delete his Y!

||xhackzor.divax||: yes

Nikiea Barnes: What else you delete?

||xhackzor.divax||: hz pb

Nikiea Barnes: What?

||xhackzor.divax||: photobucket

Nikiea Barnes: You're petty.

||xhackzor.divax||: i did u a fava he had all typz of nudez

Nikiea Barnes: I know this already, he has them shits all over his computer, so what else is new?

||xhackzor.divax||: but YEW HIZ GURL.

Nikiea Barnes: Well, he doesn't see it that way.

Nikiea Barnes: So, you hacked me..you actually got around all my programs?

Nikiea Barnes: I applaud you, I haven't been severly hacked in YEARS. Almost 8 yrs since that last happened by the way.

||xhackzor.divax||: ty

||xhackzor.divax||: i wnted 2 c who u were

Nikiea Barnes: Well?

||xhackzor.divax||: u can do betta than wat ure doin.

||xhackzor.divax||: he don luv u

Nikiea Barnes: -sigh-

||xhackzor.divax||: itz tru

||xhackzor.divax||: nudesz

||xhackzor.divax||: him negelctin u

||xhackzor.divax||: i c u talkin 2 every1 bout ur relationship but ur bf

Nikiea Barnes: So, you gone sit here and tell me what to do?

||xhackzor.divax||: nah

Nikiea Barnes: Why it seems everyone that have a problem with Ced can’t spell worth shit? Whats wrong with y’all niggas keyboards? Or your pride too strong to type like a human? Which is ass backwards by the way.

||xhackzor.divax||: o im comfterable typin like disz.

Nikiea Barnes: What ever.

||xhackzor.divax||: wen u git sick of him AGAIN n leav him AGAIN hopefully u'll learn AGAIN

||xhackzor.divax||: i can c he haz worried u for the past 2 weekz now

||xhackzor.divax||: havnt ben around

||xhackzor.divax||: jus takin off 2 do otha things

||xhackzor.divax||: look lik a bum when u guys wan 2 go out but gits all dressd wen he goes out to some comedy club wit hiz momma.

Nikiea Barnes: I really don't have anything to say...

||xhackzor.divax||: u dont hav nothin 2 say cuz itz true.

Nikiea Barnes: But you invaded my privacy.

Nikiea Barnes: & You're sitting here telling me things I've told other people.

Nikiea Barnes: Yes Ced has been neglecting me, he has been hurting me.

Nikiea Barnes: Why I'm sticking around I don't know.

Nikiea Barnes: I don't think I'm even in love with him any more.

Nikiea Barnes: Why I'm talking to the person who hacked him, I don't know.

||xhackzor.divax||: itz cuz u wantd 2 hack him ur self

||xhackzor.divax||: delete hiz whole nudez folderz

||xhackzor.divax||: but dat waz it.

||xhackzor.divax||: u aint think of the phbkt

Nikiea Barnes: He's a man.

Nikiea Barnes: He has problems.

Nikiea Barnes: I can tell he like seeing nudes.

Nikiea Barnes: He even made nude fan signs of himself for someone else.

Nikiea Barnes: That hurt me more than the nudes he had of other chicks. But those could have been fore he met me. But why would he leave them on the computer for me to see? I don’t know.

||xhackzor.divax||: yuh i know i seen em.

||xhackzor.divax||: n 2 answa yo ? itz bcuz he dont respect u

||xhackzor.divax||: dat otha ced yo best friend he luvs u like a man shud

||xhackzor.divax||: he in pittsburg tho.

Nikiea Barnes: Don't tell me you hacked him too.

||xhackzor.divax||: nah i red all ya mssgs.

Nikiea Barnes: SMH.

||xhackzor.divax||: ced saiz he luvz u he only luv lik u said enough 2 fill tha void.

Nikiea Barnes: Yea he may only want me around to fill the void.

Nikiea Barnes: Its not like I don't think and don't know these things.

Nikiea Barnes: I can't get his Y! back since you deleted it.

||xhackzor.divax||: u r very very very very very vey vey very hard 2 hack by da way

Nikiea Barnes: I know this.

||xhackzor.divax||: u miss him dont u

Nikiea Barnes: Yea, I do I'm more pissed than anything cause he hasn't called.

Nikiea Barnes: Even when I was over at his place all he did was get up and got gussied up, he didn't tell me where he was going nor did he tell me when he would be back.

Nikiea Barnes: I don't talk to him? THIS MOTHERFUCKER DON'T TALK TO ME!

||xhackzor.divax||: jus drop him

||xhackzor.divax||: u n cj wud make a beautiful couple.

Nikiea Barnes: You took notes or some shit or you ain't have shit else to do?

||xhackzor.divax||: i wantd 2 kno who u were.

||xhackzor.divax||: u interest me.

||xhackzor.divax||: ur a very strong beautiful woman asilee

||xhackzor.divax||: i cuda destroyed ced computer buht i didnt wan 2 hurt u

||xhackzor.divax||: he might think u did it.

Nikiea Barnes: & if I did? What the hell would he do that he hasn't already done?

Nikiea Barnes: He can't cause me no more pain than he already has.

Nikiea Barnes: I give him my all and he just takes it for granted.

||xhackzor.divax||: i kno asilee

||xhackzor.divax||: u can do betta

||xhackzor.divax||: u luv him but tha feelin aint mutual

Nikiea Barnes: What makes you so sure?

||xhackzor.divax||: cuz

||xhackzor.divax||: he wud show it

||xhackzor.divax||: tha things uve describe indicate hiz actionz r speakin way louda than hiz wordsz

Nikiea Barnes: Yea, you got that right.

Nikiea Barnes: I guess he don't love me.

||xhackzor.divax||: he really dont

Nikiea Barnes: But if he didn't, he wouldn't of did the things he did for me.

||xhackzor.divax||: wel he haz a heart some whea n dat body of hisz

Nikiea Barnes: No the hell he don't.

Nikiea Barnes: He talks so negative to me its fucking horrible.

Nikiea Barnes: Everything I do, eat, say is a problem to him.

Nikiea Barnes: He has to talk down on me all the time.

||xhackzor.divax||: den y u jus sat here n tried 2 defend him if he didnt hav a heart

Nikiea Barnes: Cause he did do some good things for me.

Nikiea Barnes: Even though I do more good things for him. I don't ask for much half the time not even a thank you.

Nikiea Barnes: I just want to show him that I love him.

||xhackzor.divax||: stop wastn ur time

||xhackzor.divax||: he dont luv u

||xhackzor.divax||: hez a bitch azz nigga a coward a bum a piece of crap

Nikiea Barnes: Now you didn't have to say all of that.

||xhackzor.divax||:itz true

Nikiea Barnes: Its not.

||xhackzor.divax||: w/e tho

||xhackzor.divax||: keep stickin aroun 2 get hurt

Nikiea Barnes: You didn't have to delete his Yahoo Account, he just got hacked and he was looking for jobs and that was the way to contact him for jobs.

||xhackzor.divax||: oh wel sukz 4 him

||xhackzor.divax||: he gon reap wat he sew

||xhackzor.divax||: since he dont lik me now he got a bigga reason not 2

Nikiea Barnes: SMH

Nikiea Barnes: As much hate I have for Ced right now. I wouldn't do no shit like that even if I do hate his guts right now.

Nikiea Barnes: You could of just hacked me and destroyed my shit, you didn't have to hack him.

||xhackzor.divax||: i dun understand y u still hurt dat i hacked him

||xhackzor.divax||: he hurtz u all da time!

||xhackzor.divax||: n u still luv him

||xhackzor.divax||: u a idiot

Nikiea Barnes: I guess I'll be that.

||xhackzor.divax||: dats fukd up

||xhackzor.divax||: i wudnt stay wit no1 who hurtz me

Nikiea Barnes: ...

||xhackzor.divax||: ok ok lemme ask u diz

Nikiea Barnes: Ask me what?

||xhackzor.divax||: do he got $?

Nikiea Barnes: No.

||xhackzor.divax||: do he take u out

Nikiea Barnes: No.

||xhackzor.divax||: du he spend qality time wit u

Nikiea Barnes: No, not really.

||xhackzor.divax||: wtf r u still wit him den

||xhackzor.divax||: watz makin u stay

||xhackzor.divax||: i kno it isnt tha sex i bet

Nikiea Barnes: You're upsetting me.

||xhackzor.divax||: i want u 2 b

||xhackzor.divax||: i want u so u can figa out y u still wan 2 b wit some1 who haz nothin

Nikiea Barnes: He don't have to have materialistic shit.

Nikiea Barnes: Of course if I was only with him for money and sex.

Nikiea Barnes: I would of been left.

Nikiea Barnes: I don't give a damn about having sex though, I don't have to have it.

Nikiea Barnes: But that materialistic bullshit you trying to feed me ...you know what?

Nikiea Barnes: YOU can CHALK it.

||xhackzor.divax||: still havnt answerd my ?

||xhackzor.divax||: y r u wit him

||xhackzor.divax||: u think he wont b able 2 find someq else

||xhackzor.divax||: some1

Nikiea Barnes: No I don't think any of that.

||xhackzor.divax||: den y

||xhackzor.divax||: y r u wit a bum

Nikiea Barnes: Why are you judging him?

||xhackzor.divax||: y r u answerin a ? wit a ?

Nikiea Barnes: Cause I don't understand why you're even involved in this and wanting to know these things about me, I don't even know why you wanted to know who I am.

Nikiea Barnes: Why?

Nikiea Barnes: I can't understand how someone can just hack someone for apparently no reason.

Nikiea Barnes: You, you just hack cause you didn't like him and all cause he didn't like you.

Nikiea Barnes: What kind of shit is that?

||xhackzor.divax||: real shit

||xhackzor.divax||: wen u dont like some1 u do somethin bout it

Nikiea Barnes: Yea whatever.

||xhackzor.divax||: now tell me

||xhackzor.divax||: y r u wit a bum

Nikiea Barnes: He's not a bum!

Nikiea Barnes: Quit fucking saying that!

||xhackzor.divax||: dis guy haz hurt u

||xhackzor.divax||: n u take up 4 him

||xhackzor.divax||: wat is it bout him u luv so muc

Nikiea Barnes: I don't know okay?

Nikiea Barnes: I don't fucking know.

Nikiea Barnes: I just know he needs me right now. I don't want to abandon him but he keeps making me want to.

Nikiea Barnes: I don't want to go back on my promise to always be there for him.

Nikiea Barnes: I told him I would love him no matter what I would be there for him, he will always have me.

||xhackzor.divax||: wel sweety hez takin dat fo grantd

||xhackzor.divax||: he kno u gon stik around so he gone use dat 2 hiz advantge

Nikiea Barnes: That could be true but I don't think he would do that to me.

||xhackzor.divax||: n 1 of ur mssgs

||xhackzor.divax||: u told some1 u dont evn kno who he iz

||xhackzor.divax||: y iz dat

Nikiea Barnes: Cause we don't talk we don't sit down and talk. He knows more about me than I know about him and I willingly told him those things.

Nikiea Barnes: He can't seem to do that to me cause...

Nikiea Barnes: I don't know.

||xhackzor.divax||: cuz he dont luv u

||xhackzor.divax||: if he treatz otha bitchz betta than u specialy dem online bitchez u dun have shit comin asile

||xhackzor.divax||: git out this relat. while u can.

||xhackzor.divax||: u can b his friend n still b there for him

||xhackzor.divax||: u can still luv him

||xhackzor.divax||: find some1 thats gone luv u like u luvd him

||xhackzor.divax||: stop hurtin ur self

||xhackzor.divax||: i kinda now feel srry dat i hackd him

||xhackzor.divax||: i thought hackin him wud make u feel betta

Nikiea Barnes: Once ago it would had.

Nikiea Barnes: But now, he didn't need that bullshit.

Nikiea Barnes: Now he has to start from square one again.

Nikiea Barnes: I don't even know who you are for you to think that I would want you to hack him. If I wanted to, I could of destroyed his shit a yr ago when I first left him if that’s the case.

||xhackzor.divax||: i waz already n da process of hakin him fo a while

||xhackzor.divax||: den i find out u wit him

||xhackzor.divax||: i wantd 2 c how gud of a hacka u r

||xhackzor.divax||: u r a gud 1

||xhackzor.divax||: cuz indeed i hav 6 viruses now n 157 trojanz

Nikiea Barnes: Good for you.

||xhackzor.divax||: gurl find some1 else

||xhackzor.divax||: he not worth it

Nikiea Barnes: Oh yes he is.

Nikiea Barnes: In my eyes, his short ass is!

Nikiea Barnes: I'm not about to give up on so easily like I was about to.

Nikiea Barnes: He always think I give up well not this time damnit.

Nikiea Barnes: He may not feel the same about me about certain things but I don't care.

Nikiea Barnes: At least in the future he'll know someone really loved him with all the soul she had left.

Nikiea Barnes: At least I hope he realizes that.

||xhackzor.divax||: yuh ma well i didn giv u nothin on yo computa

||xhackzor.divax||: u wernt tha 1 i wantd to attak

||xhackzor.divax||: ur luv and desire iz so strong

||xhackzor.divax||: i jus feel he does not deserve dat or u

||xhackzor.divax||: he wont even give up cs 4 u

Nikiea Barnes: I'm still on there.

Nikiea Barnes: Until my Birthday anyway.

||xhackzor.divax||: which iz sept 7

||xhackzor.divax||: i hope he realiz wat he haz b4 itz 2 late

||xhackzor.divax||: u r one n a trillion

||xhackzor.divax||: he will neva find no1 who stick around and luv him 4 who he is ever agin

||xhackzor.divax||: i guess im srry about hackin him n u but i still dnt like him

Nikiea Barnes: You don't have to. I love him and thats all that SHOULD matter.

||xhackzor.divax||: i hop he change

||xhackzor.divax||: a nigga like ur bestfriend wud kno how 2 treat u

Nikiea Barnes: I know that but I'm not giving up on us and that’s final.

||xhackzor.divax||: wat if he cheatz on u

Nikiea Barnes: Well thats where I would have to draw the damn line.

||xhackzor.divax||: but tha shit he doin is almost as hurtful as much as cheatin wud be

Nikiea Barnes: How do you know?

||xhackzor.divax||: cuz i can tell tha way u typd

||xhackzor.divax||: ur very poetic too

Nikiea Barnes: SMH

Nikiea Barnes: You're not giving me any valid points at this present time.

||xhackzor.divax||: u luv him deres no gettin around dat

||xhackzor.divax||: i cant influence u 2 hate him n e more dan u already do

||xhackzor.divax||: y stay miserable

Nikiea Barnes: ...

||xhackzor.divax||: u cant even answer dat

||xhackzor.divax||: im hittin all da nailz on da head

Nikiea Barnes: I wish I could hit you over the damn head.

||xhackzor.divax||: wat cuz im right

||xhackzor.divax||: now whoz bein petty

Nikiea Barnes: You, of course.

||xhackzor.divax||: no u

Nikiea Barnes: If I am, then I have the right to, you hacked my boyfriend.

Nikiea Barnes: You invaded my privacy.

Nikiea Barnes: You sat here and called my boyfriend names.

Nikiea Barnes: & You calling ME petty?

Nikiea Barnes: The fuck out of here.

||xhackzor.divax||: u mad now

Nikiea Barnes: I've been mad

Nikiea Barnes: I've been mad since Thursday.

Nikiea Barnes: Ain't shit new about that.

||xhackzor.divax||: so ur madd er

Nikiea Barnes: Go away.

Nikiea Barnes: Cause I realize I give Ced a hard time sometimes and sometimes I can get possessive, and a bit jealous but unlike all the niggas I've been with. I can honestly say he do love me after I just sat here and thought about it. HE DO LOVE ME. SO FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

||xhackzor.divax||: ok ok

||xhackzor.divax||: w.e

||xhackzor.divax||: im not gon hack him nomo

||xhackzor.divax||: no need 2

||xhackzor.divax||: he got 2 find jobz all ova agin

Nikiea Barnes: You is pissing me off...I swear you are.

Nikiea Barnes: I want to make a device where I can reach into the monitor and blow your brains out.

||xhackzor.divax||: lol

||xhackzor.divax||: k

||xhackzor.divax||: i stop

||xhackzor.divax||: gud luk tho

||xhackzor.divax||: u gon need it

Nikiea Barnes: I don't need luck. You need it.

Nikiea Barnes: Now um, prepare for the worse the next time you cut your computer off and decide to cut it back on.

Nikiea Barnes: Yea well I'm about to boot you off right now so I bid you farewell.

I don't know what made her think we was just gone have a woman talk without her paying a price. You hurt me by getting to him now you don't have none of your programs or your computer. I hope she have fun getting that shit fixed. I thought I met my maker but all I met was a bitter bitch.

But if i handed my PE coursework in then my teacher would probably think so.

We had to write a food diary and I meant to write Coke but it was late and i didnt spellcheck. I only realised this morning I made the mistake.

ვალდებულება, თავის მხრივ კარგია, ყვერთა ფხანას ჯობია, მაგრამ ეს მხოლოდ საკითხის თეორიული ნაწილია. პრაქტიკულად კი ძალიან ძნელია ადგე და წახვიდე იქ, სადაც უნდა იყო, რომ არ იყო არ შეიძლება და ა.შ. ჩემი იქ წასვლის დამარწმუნებელი ბევრი არგუმენტი არსებობს, უფრო მეტიც არწასვლისთვის მაქვს გადანახული, მაგრამ ვალდებულება - ეს ისეთი რკინის არგუმენტია, რომელსაც ვერაფერს უზამ.

მართალი რომ ვთქვა ეს ყველაფერი არანაირ კავშირში არაა ორშაბათთან, ჩემს ახალ ვალდებულებას, ზოგი რომ სამუშაოს ეძახის, არ აქვს დღეების მიმართ დისკრიმინაციული სახე, ნებისმიერ დღეს შეიძლება ერთნაირი წარმატებით მუშაობა, იქნება ეს ხუთშაბათი თუ კვირა, მთავარია საქმე გაკეთდეს. ასე რომ ახლა უნდა ჩავაგონო ჩემს თავს დაძლიოს უმადურობის შემოტევა, ”რად მინდოდა ეს ვალდებულება”-ს მსგავსი ფიქრები თავიდან გადაიგდოს, ადგეს და წავიდეს სამუშოდ.

მოკლედ, ასეა თუ ისე, საბოლოოდ ლაიფ საქზ... დასკვნები მერე...

A date? you want to date me? no sorry i refuse.. you cant date an eight yr old kid...i was born at the age of 12 remember?...so sorry..anyway.. that's all.. Ima add more info about me in the future..astalavistabeybe

I was up late last night going through the pieces I all ready had for my Halloween costume.

I have no idea how long my feet will last in these but I'm going to try like hell. I'm still not giving away the rest of the costume, it's not like I haven't shown pictures of me in it before though.

I'm seriously considering taking the entire day off. I need a break, and some fun. OK, you talked me into it, I'll take at least the first half of today off. I need some sort of coffee beverage anyway and what better way to waste a morning than to grab a paper and hang out over at TCP.

I've been looking at the stats for this blog, what is with you people and the hits to the fat girl post? Were you expecting more details on how fat girls try harder? Because that's how some have found that post. Yes I know, I know all.

When I was in college I had my tongue pierced. It wasn't for looks. People would catch a glimpse of it and some would just start staring at my mouth and get this twinkle in their eye. The more forward would ask what's that thing for, even though they all ready knew. I've only once had someone grab my face and ask/demand I stick out my tongue.

It's long gone. I rather miss it at times.

I did laugh pretty hard a while back when I heard Chris Rock's stand up piece about them. "If a girl has her tongue pierced she'll probably suck your cock, if a guy has his tongue pierced he'll probably suck your cock."

I might need to change the rating on this blog now. HA! I said cock.

I've had one all consuming thought lately though. I need my next tattoo. I think I'm becoming addicted to the pain. This doesn't bode well for me, at all.

La idea es probar si las visitas de este mi Blog amigo aumentan al escribir 4 tonterias...

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Saludos a los que llegaron por error, y SONRIE SI KIERES SER FELIZ (La version de Sexo nunca me gusto)

The past week was quite possibly one of the most difficult weeks of my life. Bed-bound for five days. Limited to bathroom breaks. Back ache, headache, no legitimate entertainment. This is my second diet recommendation on this blog. Five days in a hospital. I lost five pounds.

But it's over. It's over, it's over, it's over, and I'm indescribably relieved to be home.

Carolyn Taylor

Tony Atkison

Coach Pedigo

[please feel free to add your own. i'll add more as needed.]

In this section we will examine why it is that our cross town rivals really do (for lack of a better word) suck. Each week we will give one, of a nearly infinite number of reasons, why the rangers do in fact suck.

After sleeping on it I can also see why people protested that it's not in good taste to Vietnam veterans.  It's really a disgrace of a movie.  Also, Robert Downy Jr. really sucked at playing a "black guy" in this movie.  What a jackass.

All in all, I wasted a good $23 to see this movie at the theaters with my wife.

Tropic Thunder was a shit heap of a movie.

PC’s are terrible. They suck in every way conceivable. They are clumsy, ugly, prone to crashing, and get viruses. I have no idea why the **** people put up with them. I’ll give you a quick example of a discussion between a PC fanatic and a mac fanatic comparing a PC to a Mac.

PC user: Wow, look at this great Alienware machine I can get. I can get it custom built with the AMD Athlon FX-60, and Quad Nvidia 7900 video cards!! I can get it with 4GB of ram, 2 23” moniters, and 2 1TB internal hard drives all for only $3999!!! If you wanted to get a mac that powerful it would cost at LEAST $10,000!.

Mac user: (Shaking his head in disbelief at how stupid someone can be). Alright, let’s put this to the test. I’ll buy a Quad G5 with 4GB of ram, the Quadro FX 4500 video card, 2 23” moniters, and 2 500GB internal hard drives. It’ll cost me about $9200.

PC user: Why would you want to do that when you can get a computer more powerfull for less than half the price?

Mac user: Because it’s that much better, and it runs the worlds most advanced operating system.

PC user: Alright, let’s do it.

A week later both guys have they’re brand new monsters set up and ready to go.

PC user: This thing is incredible, I can play Doom 3 on Ultra quality at a good 60 frames per second.

Mac user: I’m making a video in iMovie.

PC user: Yeah, they have good video editing software for PC, I just don’t know much about it, and I think they’re kinda expensive.

Mac user: You mean no video editing software came on your computer?

PC user: Not anything worth using.

Mac user: Oh, that’s too bad.

PC user: Yeah.

Mac user: Oh, you want all those pictures that we took on our trip to Hawai last summer?

PC user: Oh yeah of course. That trip was awesome…. 

Mac user: Alright, here’s the camera, and a USB cable.

PC user: (Plugs in camera. Nothing happends). Oh, we might have to do this later, I need to download some drivers.

Mac user: Oh okay, can I have your camera? I want the pictures that you took.

PC user: We have to go the concert soon, you won’t have time to get it all configured before we have to go.

Mac user: Give me the ****ing camera.

PC user: Fine, fine, but you’ll have to stop in the middle of transferring them. (Gives his camera to mac user)

Mac user: (Plugs in camera. 3 minutes later they are all imported in iPhoto). There, I’m done.

PC user: How much does that software cost? See that’s like pretty pro photo software, I didn’t bother to buy any of that stuff.

Mac user: It came on my computer.

PC user: Oh.

Mac user: Well, I think I’ll plug in my ipod and load all those photos on before we go to the concert. (He does so)

Later… after the concert……

Mac user: (The mac user is having a great time on his computer using iLife…. He’s recording music in garageband, burning his projects to CD’s. He hands a CD he recorded to the PC user). Here, check this out, this is a CD I recorded.

PC user: Cool, I like it. When did you record this?

Mac user: Just now, on my computer.

PC user: What kind of recording software did you buy?

Mac user: It came on my computer.

PC user: Oh.

Next day……………….

Mac user: Hey, wanna play a Doom 3 multiplayer match?

PC user: Sure, but later, I have to de-fragment my hard drive, my computers been bogging down a bit.

Mac user: Oh, alright, well whenever you’re ready.

PC user: You should probably de-fragment your harddrive too.

Mac user: Mac OS X does it automatically.

PC user: Oh.

PC user: Oh, by the way, my brother just called, and he has a few tapes that he wants me to burn to dvd for him cause he doesn’t have a computer… so can I get on your computer while mine’s de-fragmenting, and see what kind of video software I can get for a reasonable price?

Mac user: Ask your brother to give me the tapes.

PC user: No that’s okay, I don’t want you to go through all the trouble of making the DVD. It’s my brother.

Mac user: It’s not really trouble.

PC user: Alright, whatever you want. Thanks.

Mac user: (2 hours later he has a great DVD for his friends brother).

PC user: That’s some nice software, how much did it cost?

Mac user: It came on my computer.

PC user: Oh.

Mac user: Yeah. So have you downloaded those drivers yet so you can get my pictures?

PC user: I was going too, but I need to call my friend and ask him which ones are the right ones.

Mac user: Alright.

PC user: I should probably get some anti-virus software. You should too.

Mac user: My computer can’t get viruses.

PC user: Bull ****. Any operating system can get a virus. I’ll ask my friend to write a virus and send it to both of us, and you’ll see. You’ll get it cause you won’t have virus protection.

Mac user: (chuckles to himself) Alright. Sure.

PC user: Well, my hard drive is done de-fragmenting.. so now we can play Doom 3 if you want.

Mac user: Sure.

They play a nice match of Doom 3 multiplayer.

The days go by… and the pc user is continually encountered with little problems, or things that he’s unable to do, such as burning DVD’s like his friend can… Plug and play abilities, Expose.. etc.

PC user: So how come macs come with all these cool features and stuff?

Mac user: I dunno, it’s simply a better operating system.

PC user: (Turns on his computer. Virus protection gives him a warning. He openes it up, and sees a few infected files. He highlights them, and presses delete. They don’t go away. He beings to get panicky. He tries a bunch of different tricks. His CPU is 98% used. His ram is 92% used. His files are disappearing. He calles his friend!) PLEASE HELP. STOP THE VIRUS, DO SOMETHING!!!!. His friend rushes over with more powerful antivirus software, and deletes the virus, and recovers all the guys files.

PC user: (to mac user). There, whaddya think of that?

Mac user: Why do you put up with that ****? My computer wasn’t affected at all.

PC user: eh.. it’s not that much of an inconvenience. Most viruses aren’t that deadly.

Mac user: Okay, that’s good I guess.

And they days go by again. The Mac user can do anything he want’s flawlessly, while the PC user feels like he’s using a machine.

One day, they’re both using they’re computer, and they are transferring files back and forth, so they have many windows open. He has an extremely important download half way done, which he needs to have done as soon as possible. They’re transferring files and such, and the PC user is having trouble because he has too many windows open, and he can’t see anything.

Mac user: Let’s see… okay Expose….. select that window, alright, transfer that….

The PC user, in his frustration accidentally clicks cancel, on his download. 

PC user: ARGH, **** ****. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH. ENOUGH OF THIS ****ING ****. I WANT A COMPUTER THAT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he bought a Mac.

Now, WHY, OH WHY??? DO PEOPLE PUT UP WITH PC’S???????????? WHY?????????????????????????????????????????

THEY ARE ABOMINABLE, THEY ARE ATROCIOUS, THEY ARE HORRIBLE, THEY ARE DISGUSTING, THEY ARE CLUMSY, WINDOWS XP SUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Why on earth?? I just don’t get it.

You ****ing PC users can all burn in hell. You can have your eyes pulled out of their sockets while layers of your skin are being peeled off you with a peeler. When a PC user tells me why they think PC’s are better, I want to cut of they’re fingers one by one, drop them in a bath of boiling oil. I wanna cut open your brain and see what part of it could be so moronic as to WANT to get a PC over a mac!!!!!!

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???

PC USERS ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!! THEY THINK THEY VIRUSES AND DRIVERS AND DE-FRAGMENTING ARE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE TO DO ON COMPUTERS. BUT GUESS WHAT IDIOTS????? THEY’RE NOT. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM ON A MAC. YOU JUST DON’T.

Oh, it pains me to see a person deal with a virus, or a driver that they need to install, and they think that you have to do the same on every computer. They don’t realize that there are platforms where you don’t have to be bothered like that. *sighhhhh………………..*

For those of you who weren't wondering and don't care ... it was just more convenient. Surgery is such a pain in the ass and getting it done in Kirksville like 52 pain in the ass points to the process. It's a hospital, so people hate it to begin with, but I think that when people get surgery on their foot, you should not put things on top of it or run you into walls. Geez.

It was about and hour and a half post-op and I really had to pee and so I hopped to the wheelchair and the nurse pushed me to the bathroom banging me into the bed, the wall and door frame a few times. Lame. Good thing my foot was numb, so I couldn't feel anything. Then, I had to put my clothes back on, so she got my bag of clothes and went to put it directly on top of my foot and I was like, "Are you crazy?" Ugh. ALSO, when the anesthesiologist was marking my foot for surgery, he was gripping it like a baseball bat. Choke up a little more buddy and I'll knock you out of the park. It was pre-op, so not much pain there. I just would like them to seriously sit back and evaluate their techniques of taking care of their patients. I'm not by any stretch of the imagination saying that they were horrible or that I got really bad bed-side service. They were upbeat and friendly at 6a.m. and I appreciate that.

So - this new blog will be my trials and tribulations of getting around on a college campus for 6 weeks on crutches. The Index did an article once on the handicap accessibility on campus, and now I get to see just how accurate that article was. I don't think it should be tooo horrible of times, BUT I guess we will see.

The thing I am looking forward to the least is the actual crutch it to class process. I SHOULD be driving for the most part to places closer to campus, but the ONE place I have yet to find a close parking spot to is MacGruder, any ideas? I do live on the second floor of my apartment complex, so that should be stellar. I have climbed the stairs twice now on my hands and knees and so far (since I'm numb), it hasn't hurt. Again, fun times?

Well, tune in for the next 6 weeks as I unveil the fun things and not so fun things of being on crutches for 6 weeks. :) I get a cast Thursday! What color should I pick?

- me -