The Digital Video Recorder (DVR) CamBall, is a must for anybody wishing to remain inconspicuous while taking video.

As pictured here, this $200 spy cam device, is the size of a ping-pong ball, and has the capability to record at 320x240 or 640x480 resolutions. An 8GB SD card is available as well for additional storage.

As if that isn’t enough, the CamBall, also includes a waterproof case for underwater photography, and can also double as and MP3 player!

This analog watch looks normal, but features a small built-in spy camera.

Smart mounting of the camera results in the image being correctly orientated when the watch is upside down, for example when naturally resting your arm on a table. With stylish brushed aluminum and black a face no one will ever suspect they’re being watch by such a well dressed person.

The receiver unit comes with a 2.5 inch LCD and the capability of monitoring 4 wireless cameras at a time, playing music and even MPEG 4 movies if the mood takes you.

Get ready to shell out $378.75 but hey, 007 needs some cool gadgets!

This analog watch looks normal, but features a small built-in spy camera.

Smart mounting of the camera results in the image being correctly orientated when the watch is upside down, for example when naturally resting your arm on a table. With stylish brushed aluminum and black a face no one will ever suspect they’re being watch by such a well dressed person.

The receiver unit comes with a 2.5 inch LCD and the capability of monitoring 4 wireless cameras at a time, playing music and even MPEG 4 movies if the mood takes you.

Get ready to shell out $378.75 but hey, 007 needs some cool gadgets!

 

Με ποινές κάθειρξης που φθάνουν τα δέκα χρόνια θα τιμωρείται το αδίκημα της παραβίασης του απορρήτου τηλεφωνικών ή προφορικών συνδιαλέξεων και της ιδιωτικής ζωής τρίτων με κρυφές κάμερες, αλλά και της χρήσης των προϊόντων υποκλοπής, με τροπολογία που προωθεί το υπουργείο Δικαιοσύνης.

Directed by
Marlon Chiggrantz
With
Bette Midler
Keifer Sutherland

Writing credits
Keifer Sutherland
Morgan Cultraper
Breton Guyfrunk
Brandon Gilfrag (metrosexual characters, shopping mall scenes)
Spiritual Advisor: Steven P. Seagal

Second Unit Director
Keifer Sutherland

Produced By
Keifer Sutherland

Financed By
Kiefer Sutherland

Executive Producer
Kiefer Sutherland

Advisor
Kiefer Sutherland

Costumes
Kiefer Sutherland

Score composed, conducted and performed by
Kiefer Sutherland
Brian Eno

Thought up by
Kiefer Sutherland

Awesome scenes choreographed by
Kiefer Sutherland
Steven H. Seagal

Heavy Breathing Voice-overs provided by
Kiefer Sutherland

Genre: Action / Adventure / Spy / Espionage / Thriller / Bestiality / Documentary / Kiefer Sutherland / Musical / Assasination attempts / Cooking / Heavy Breathing (more)

Tagline: The fate of the country rests in the hands of one man. And that's the way he likes it. (more)

Plot Outline: It's the near future, and ties between the mighty USA and the weaselly New Russian Federation are fraying like a frayed rope that was used to tie up a bunch of stuff but is now fraying badly and the stuff might fall out. President Killgooch, latest in a long line of leaders from the respectable and incredibly wealthy Killgooch family, is steering the country towards a new era in wealthiness and powerfulness and aweseomicity. Vice President Silverwolf has an agenda of his own, however... an evil agenda. Unbeknownst to the President and loads of other people in power, Silverwolf wants to take over the entire country, rename it United States of Silverwolf Rules, and murder the president also. Silverwolf is in cahoots with Premier Chalkronokikabov of New Russia. It is up to Gorfox Crudebolt, Cheif Commanding Officer of the President's Super Private Elite Anti-terrorism Guard Force, to protect the President (Killgooch) in the lead up to the country's largest ever election in history ever. Can Crudebolt complete his job, foil the plot to assasinate the president, and keep his crumbling homosexual marriage intact? And what about his relationship with his estranged child/dog hybrid, Sampooch?

User Comments:
“In the final scene you can see Steven Seagal sitting the lotus pose behind the left tit of the Statue of Liberty.”

“this movie sucked so hard my teets fell off.” - Angry Mother

"I hate them terrorists. lets just drop a bomb on the cmiddle east nad be done with it yhear!" Pernippity B. Wallshack

User Rating: 3.3/10 (2,364 votes)

Cast overview

President Killgooch
Richard Dreyfussh

Vice President Silverwolf
Reuben Charred-felix-drapers

Gorfox Crudebolt
Keifer Sutherland

Maltron Crudebolt (in robotic form)
Donald Sutherland

Premier Chalkronokikabov
Dolph Lundgren

Senator Johnny Pain
Jesse Ventura

Senator Grundle
A piece of rotting carpet

Mamma Z "Ooop" (Lady Funka-momma Queen byotch)
Missy Elliot's Left Buttock

Butcher Bob
Prootenstank Gallflob

Rupert McHollycrabble
Peter Sellers
Cousin Turbine-face
Macaroni Housebland

Luna, spirit of the night
Cher
Sin Kar Won (Master of Deadly Fight Artz)
Brady O'Brady

Also Known As:
Spy Laughing (USA) (working title)
I Spy (USA) (working title)
Spie est ein Spie Underpantz (GRM)
Hola! El Spyola es en me Hosiers! (SPN)

MPAA: Rated PG for close-up footage of people's necks being karate-chopped and shit, long scenes where chickens headbutt each other's asses pretty hard, and foul language eminating from a hole in Keifer Sutherland's face.
Runtime: 178 min / USA:11 min (director’s cut)
Country: USA / MNG / Some Mountains and That (next to a river)

Language: American

Trivia:

• The character of Vice President Silverwolf was originally to be played by a grand piano, however complications arose when the silver wig kept sliding off the piano's shiny surface.
• Keifer Sutherland insisted on using live bullets in all the shootout scenes, resulting in multiple crew member deaths.
• Keifer Sutherland's nose was so large and pockmarked, crew members repeatedly tried to park their cars in it, resulting in mutliple deaths.
• Actor's Trademark: Kiefer Sutherland shouting "THERE'S NO TIME" whilst firing a gun
• Director’s Trademark: Slow pans of what appears to be naked bodies writhing against each other, only to zoom out and reveal raw sausages in a blender covered in oil.
• During the shootout scene on the White House, Keifer Sutherland can be seen backlfipping from the roof with a shotgun in one hand and a mobile phone in the other. However in the very same scene he is in the foreground feeding his own legs to a goat.
• Directors trademark: Shoes having a life of their own when their owners have gone to sleep.
• Directors trademark: Comedy at innapropriate times: Inthe scene where Silverwolf is threatening to disembowel the president's wife with a spork, a pig cycles past on a unicycle whistling "Away in a manger"
• Actors trademark: Richard Dreyfush being incredibly short and having tiny, beady little eyes.

Goofs:

• Revealing mistakes: In the scene where Keifer Sutherland uses a jet-bike to escape from the clutches of Premier Chalkronokikabov, his spare leg can be seen dangling by a thread from his shoulder.
• Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Premier Chalkronokikabov having a Bolivian accent. The character is Russian, but in fact grew up in the Czech Republic although he might have had a Bolivian aunt, perhaps.
• Stand-ins are used for 83% of the film. Most noticeable are Keifer Sutherland's stand in, who is an elderly black lady, and Steven Seagal, who plays 11 other characters.

Quotes:
[first lines]
President Killgooch: (Yawning and waking up) Good morning Silverwolf! What's the news today?
Vice President Silverwolf: (rubbing his fingers together evilly and whispering under his breath) Oh nothing, you fool, except that I am going to assasinate you and sell this country to Russia!
Gorfox Crudebolt: (fingering his gun) What did you say, you snake in the grass?
Vice President Silverwolf: (hissing) Good day to you, sir! I'll take my eggs in the pantry, with the slaves!

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Gorfox Crudebolt: Mr President, sir, I don't trust Silverwolf as far as I could throw him. And that's pretty not far at all, if you get my meaning. I injured my shoulder playing squash, so... (fingering his gun)
President Killgooch: Do you have an erection, Crudebolt?
Gorfox Crudebolt: Sir! No I do not! I mean... unless you want me to?
(senator johnny pain bursts through the door, defusing the strange tension in the room)
Senator Johnny Pain: (highfiving himself) Who wants some motherfucking steak! (he tears a bite out of an imaginary steak)

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Almost as small as a credit card with big built in memory
This camera is so small it can fit in your shirt pocket. Yet it has an amazing 16 MB of built-in flash memory to store up to 160 photographs depending on resolution. Preserve nearly a lifetime of photographs by using the camera's SD card slot for removable memory cards.

Doubles as a camcorder
Capture those once-in-a-lifetime events in movie mode: baby's first steps, accepting a diploma, catching the wedding bouquet. You get 25 seconds of streaming video with built in flash memory and over 3 minutes on a 128 MB memory card (not included).

$75-worth of FREE software & cables
Your purchase includes a TV cable and a USB cable for your PC or Mac as well as software to catalog and browse photos, add special effects, or create a slideshow with music. Our digital camera and software allow you to display your pictures on your computer, TV screen, the camera's own LCD screen, or print them almost anywhere.

Trust Bell+Howell® with your memories
For almost 100 years Bell+Howell® has been a leader in providing fine photographic equipment and electronics. Now they have done it again! This is a precision engineered camera you can rely on to capture and preserve life's most precious and treasured moments.

How can we offer this quality at such a price?
We have a special arrangement to offer you the Bell+Howell® 10.0 Mega-Pixel Digital Camera at a fraction of the price of other 10.0 Digital Cameras (due to high volume capabilities). But at this price, we expect our inventory to sell out fast! Ask for special pricing when you buy two digital cameras.

Loaded With Features:
• 10.0 mega pixels
• Uses interpolation to achieve 10.0 mega pixels
• Up to 160 pictures in built-in 16MB memory
• Ultra small & slim (33/8”x23/16”x7/8”)
• Up to 8X digital zoom on select settings
• Crystal clear 1.5” color LCD screen
• Sliding cover protects lens
• Includes 2 "AAA" batteries and works on AAA lithium batteries as well
• Built-in flash
• Self timer & continuous shots
• Still/video mode
• 20-second voice memo
• Doubles as camcorder
• Built-in microphone & speaker
• USB cable & TV cable
• Supported O/S: Microsoft Windows 98SE, ME, 2000, XP, Mac OS 9.1, 10.1
• Free Software: Ulead Photo Explorer 8.0 SE, Ulead Video Studio 7.0 SE, Ulead Cool 360
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