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Photographs that you will see every Monday are not mine (unless specified) but painstakingly researched (I think cut and pasted are more appropriate terms) from the world wide web.

Enjoy and laugh your heart out.

Dedicated to all cyclist who love wearing spandex or lycra.

They we're signing the Russian national anthem during this time. Attttentionnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

Today we get to Laugh at Uwe Boll, not that you need a reason to laugh at him, but here is another one anyway. His new movie Postal, which he said was going to crush the new Indy movie, is opening on four screens. Yes, FOUR. 

LOL@Uwe Boll

Theatrical distributors are boycotting Postal because of its political content. We were prepared to open on 1500 screens all across America on May 23rd. Any multiplex in the U.S. should have space for us, but they're afraid... We have even tried to buy a few screens in New York and Los Angeles, and they won't let us even rent the theaters! I urge independent exhibitors to contact us and book 'Postal'! Audiences have been expecting the film and I don't think exhibitors should censor what gets played in U.S. theaters.

All's down, a long weekend ahead and enrichment week to look forward to:) chem test. well, I broke down. I couldn't remember anything that I've studied and my mind was in a complete blank.rah. Even the basics of the basics was FORGOTTEN?! Can you imagine that? I think it's a SURE big fat fail for me:(

oh, esther didn't come to school today:/ she was sick. BUTTT, she came to school to pass something to mrs nath and the chem notes to vanes-.-and she wore her school uniform to school.haha. 打扮得这么美!:p so vanes and I kind of had recess with her and we sent her off!!:) We spent a short time together but I guessed we had fun suan-ing each other:D

Had conference call with maan and esther. It was SO FUN!! I was blabbering away like a bullet train and maan was acting so CUTE!! "safe me, someone safe me":p She said that she was being very mean to me today, but I didn't even get angry/irritated with her! so in a way, her plan backfired and she didn't succeed! Maan's very high today, as compared to the other days. She is so fun and loving(: maan, take note of this! I'm complimenting you. Be honoured, 'cause this doesn't come out easily from my mouth:p

Vanes's leaving for china tomorrow. I think we will all miss her, though we always suan her and deny the fact. Today, in the car, after guides, I just told her that I will miss her and she went woahhhhhh:O lol. She's always the one to cheer us up when we are down and she's always the CHEERFUL ONE!:) Vanes, hope you will have a FUN time, take care of yourself and please be safe and COME BACK IN ONE PIECE!:P Remember to put our picture up at a prominent place of your room, so you will be able to think of us everyday and to save the trouble of 思念-ing us EVERYDAY!:) ENJOY!!

(You won't die so easily:p)

Term 2 was a busy week indeed! There were so many projects being assigned to us, with all the deadlines felling on the same week. With tests, weeks after weeks and sometimes you feel weak because of all this and it pulls all of us down. but till the very end, WE SURVIVED!! WE PULLED THROUGH!:D Many things happened. These few things has definitely pulled our friendship closer. Everyday, we complained to each other about the class, the workload and blahblah, and after talking it out, we all felt much better. Having friends really makes wonders magical and adds a different kind of light to all of our lives.

I've come to know that, ever since we have met and became friends, we went everywhere together and we did SO many things together! St nicks made it possible. Through God's arrangement, we were brought together and we became the BESTEST OF FRIENDS!!;D I love all of you<3

Esther, THANKS for remembering that small little dedication that you promised me! you are totally welcome. I did that 'cause you are my friend!:) and I'm really glad that it helped. I really am(:

"Through the darkness, you are guided by a star, and that's, minstar."

Yes, I will definitely be here for you, to be that guiding light, that bright shining MINSTAR!(:

GOODNIGHTOS;D

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et pourquoi pas sur les JO 2008 .. ?

Petite News: Des coeurs rouges sur MSN pour soutenir la Chine

Un grand buzz vient de se propager dans la blogosphère mondiale. Des millions d’utilisateurs de chat chinois ont ajouté “love China” à leur profil MSN. Ce geste patriotique est une réponse aux critiques sévères formulées par les médias occidentaux suite aux évènements liés aux Jeux Olympiques qui se dérouleront à  Pékin cette année.

Ajoutez le petit coeur rouge China devant votre pseudonyme MSN afin de montrer au monde entier l’union du Peuple chinois. Transférez ensuite ce message à tous vos amis s’il vous plaît », c’est ce type de message que de nombreux utilisateurs de MSN ont reçu, mercredi 16 avril au matin, entraînant un véritable raz de marée de coeurs rouges parmi les utilisateurs de MSN en Chine mais également dans tous les coins du monde.

Si vous ne possédez pas MSN téléchargez le et ajoutez IMBooster pour envoyer à vos contatcs des émoticons, des bigEmos et des clins d’oeils vidéos gratuitement.

Créez vos propres vidéos facilement et en un clic sur IMBooster et envoyer les à vos contacts!! Vous pouvez aussi choisir que tout les utilisateurs d’IMbooster puissent voir vos clins d’oeil vidéos et s’en servir!!

Un petit mot sur les JO en Chine ??

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But whatevs. Who cares when this meme is in existence:

more cat pictures

Kroč, es varu braukt ar mašīnu, varu paņemt 3 čomus. Pagaidām laikam Ansis, OZ, +1? Jā, un tie, kurus vedu, man vienu cēsu premium 4paku un 2 piebalgas senču aliņus, kuri tāpat nonāk uz kopējā galda. :D

_SPAM_ _ON_ pa tēmu. :D

by, stoprobbers

There is only one new item, the Squire Tunic, which is located at the Dock:

Here is a picture of the Sqiure Tunic:

There is a new room, which is kind of a Tree House! You can enter it by going to The Forest, and clicking on the stairs, so your penguin can walk there.

Here is a picture of the room (click picture for full size):

Each time you move your cursour over the tree hole, a different puffle comes out! If you have your cursour over the hole for a long time, the yellow puffle will appear! Here is an animation of all the puffles (except the yellow one):

I couldn’t record the yellow puffle in that animation, but here’s a picture of it:

The Switchbox 3000 is located at the Mine! You can control what the dragon does with it:

Here is a funny animation of me and the dragon. I couldn’t kill him because I wasn’t a knight! (I don’t have enough money to buy the costume )

Here is another funny picture. “Princesses Welcome, NO Knights“

Here is a funny picture of me and the magic mirror at the Black Castle, a.k.a. The Mountain:

-Snowdobby

Yo también lo he sufrido en mis carnes xD

Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Nom nom nom!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Left and Rite!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! In mah tum!
Cheeseburga! Cheeseburga! Ow ta site!

Nommin dem cheeseburgas up an down
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all teh nite
Nommin dem cheeseburgas all over town!
Nommin dem cheeseburgas Ow ta site!

Roll me awai in a big old tub
Cheeseburga-Filled I now am bee
Oh! Mah tum is full ..now rub!
Cheeseburga cat is filled wif glee!

I likes mine wiff pickuls an must.
Joosee fat burger wiff lots o cheeze
Makes mah wisskurs trembul wiff lust
Nommee hot burgurs is such a teeze!

Cheezburga! Cheezburga! I sing ur song!
Touch mah burgur an we’re gunna fite!
Cheezburga! Cheezburga! How I long!
Fur nommee yum cheezburgas! OUTTA SITE!

Das ist absoluter Wahnsinn. Noch mehr Wahnsinn als das Video über das ich euch letztens so wunder durftet, da könnt ihr sagen was ihr wollt. Dafür hab ich jetzt Hunger... Mist! ^^

Mafia-Style!

Well, I settled with a MacBook Pro. How am I going to play maple with it? Well I could use Bootcamp, but I don't feel like it. I will play Maple on my desktop and use my laptop for everything else, although I am mapling a lot less recently because my Mac is so awesome :D. 

I should be updating my laptop pictures section soon, I'll take the 5 mins and take some snapshots of my computer, cause it is pretty cool :D. And I am also working on a video for that maplestory contest, so I guess I'll post that once I'm done with it. Hopefully there will be a bit more posts soon, and a lot more posts irrelevant about maplestory... and a lot of random stuff. I'm using Final Cut Express to edit Maple videos, and I soooo want to go to Dion's house and take his copy of Final Cut Pro, but oh well, I don't know his address :O.

Yes I'm sitting on my piano chair right now cause my 20" is on my desk along with my dad's laptop. I like it down here for everything except that I'm sitting on a little blue stool that's made of plastic, and I'm pretty sure my weight's gunna make it a lil flat. Oh well, I'm ok with it. ttyl.

TNA is interested in bringing in Warrior and has expressed their interest to Warrior's camp. One would assume that TNA would not mention Warrior's name on Impact last night unless they had a deal done with him, but TNA hasn't always followed that rule. (Wrestling Observer)

Oh, you have got to be fucking KIDDING ME.  First of all, Warrior wasn't even that great of a wrestler to begin with.  Secondly, the ONLY thing this would do is cement TNA's legacy as the current WCW -- all they need to do now is have Pacman Jones come back and win all the titles.  (Yes, even the Women's Championship.)

TNA seems to want to try and get people to take them seriously.  The past two PPVs they've put on have featured main event matches that not only had Samoa Joe go over to both win and defend his World Heavyweight Championship (and I fully expect him to finally win the King of the Mountain Match next month at Slammiversary), but both of those matches had clean finishes.  They've built up the Knockouts (God, I hate that term) as one of the best parts of their show; if the ratings are any indication, people seem to agree.  They're trying to push new stars into the limelight; see Kaz getting a spot in the Sacrifice main event after Kurt Angle injured his brittle freakin' neck.

But then you hear about things like this, or see them pull a bonehead move such as "Eric Young Goes to Memphis", the entire Kurt Angle/Karen Angle/AJ Styles angle, or "LOL SEVEN TAG MATCHES IN ONE PPV!", and you can't help but facepalm at just how bad they are when it comes to putting on a decent show.

TNA, I want to have faith in you.  But you took too long in putting the TNA Title on Samoa Joe in favor of making your company "Total Nonstop Angle", you damn near killed off the X-Division (both kayfabe and non-kayfabe), and you keep running with stupid angles and gimmicks long after they've stopped being funny (see: "Stone Cold" Shark Boy, the Eric Young/Robert Roode feud).  You need to fire Dutch Mantell, put a leash on Russo, and turn things around -- otherwise, you'll not only ever break out of the 1.0 ratings, you'll likely end up just like WCW and ECW: dead, buried, and just another acquisition for WWE's video library.

Found this funny video on Larry Johnson's wonderful site.

Picture by: Jeff Haynes/Reuters

Caption by: me!

What you mean, that's no secret?

Picture by: dunno

Caption by: me!

2 pitici se duc la prostituate. Isi ia fiecare cate una…se duc toti intr-o camera, fiind pudici sting lumina si trec la treaba.

Al 2-lea pitic fiind stresat ca toata noaptea primul pitic a strigat intr-una: “1…2…3…si!, 1…2…3…si!”, ii reproseaza ca a fost galagios:

- Din cauza ta nu am putut sa fac nimic, am fost crispat, stateam langa ea in pat , era asa frumoasa si nu am fost in stare sa am nici macar o erectie.

- Bine ca tu macar ai putut sa te urci in pat…

LOL Celebrities

In the same vein as LOL Cats LOL Dogs and all the other LOL sites out there, Raincoaster has put together funny celebrity shots at LOLebrity.net

Could you survive a zombie outbreak? Do you have what it takes to kill hordes of relentless, diseased corpse's? With this list of things to keep around in case of an epidemic you might have a fighting chance(but you will probably die anyways).

1. Flashlights(multiple, w/ batteries, crank flashlights as well)
2. Lighters, and matches(lighter fluid, butane etc.)
3. Duct tape(in case one of the zombies rips your leg off you can tape it back on)
4. Rope(it helps in the action movies)
5. Camping gear(sleeping bag, tent,flares,glow sticks,backpack)
6. Seeds(For vegetables and fruit, miracle grow)
7. Water purification tablets, nalgene water bottle
8. Kittens(to throw as decoys)
9. A Humvee(or just trick out your VW)
10. Toiletries items(soap,shampoo,toothpaste,etc...)

11. Barbed wire
12. Wilderness Survival Guide
13. Durable clothing.
14. Binoculars(so you can feel like Patton)
15. Generators(crank,gas powered)
16. Laptop
17. Tools(power, and regular)
18. Ply wood, metal sheets, nails
19. Chainsaw(so you can play GOW without an X-box)

20. Guns(shotgun,submachine guns,sidearms,assault rifles, anti- aircraft?)
21. Gas stove(lots of gas)
22. Wood stove

23. Snow shoes
24. Television, DvD player, Game console
25. Books
26. Dry foods
27. Salted meats
28. A dog(so you can strangle it when it gets infected)
29. 1,000,000 watt spotlight
30. Camera(Video,and still)
31. Gasoline,Kerosene,Lamp oil
32. Solar panels
32. Paper,pencils etc..

33. Refrigerators,freezers
34. Air fresheners
35. A non infected doctor(just kidnap one now, and keep him in your cellar until the outbreak)
36. Fluorescent lights
37. Candles
38. Twinkies
39. Bow(arrows)
40. Vaseline
41. First aid kit
42. Cannabis
42. Hard liquors

43. Weights
44. Will Smith
45. Dietary Supplements
46. Distilled Water(Enough to last years)
47. Michael Moore(so he can film a biased documentary and blame the zombie problem on someone he doesn't like)
48. Radio(not the retarded black kid)
49. Hidden Fortress
50. A wal mart Super Center near by.

At the same time, I love the intimation that cats can't spell correctly and can only string the most retarded of sentences together. I guess that's what keeps me looking for new pics pretty much any chance I get at my temp job—this perpetually sweaty guy on the other side of the office is the only one with a computer, and when he gets up, for any reason, everyone starts bickering over whose turn it is for Internet. Usually a lot of honking and biting on my part is enough to put the rest of the underpaid white-collar mob in their place.

Well today I snagged a 3-minute block when Sweats (we don't know his real name) was in the can. And I saw something on MySpace I never would have expected.

Too soon.

I guess the honeymoon is over ... doesn't feel too good when the shoe is on the other foot. Or drumstick. Thanks, world wide web users, for the LOLgoose. One more pointless diversion I can no longer enjoy.

You just had to take it too far.