Seriously Lindsay, McDonalds, I mean you can eat anything you want but McDonalds and KFC are like the worst fast food places, maybe you should go for like a actual restaurant or at least a better fast food place than McDonalds! Or maybe you go to McDonalds hoping to meet Madonna there?

One of the funniest television shows around was created by the king of Canadian comedy. Okay, done laughing? I know, I didn’t even know that Canada had a sense of humor until I saw Rick Moranis in Strange Brew, and that didn’t get funny until my fifth beer. Each night, on WGN America, Canadian comedian Brent Butt stars in Corner Gas, a show about how his life would have turned out had he not left his very small Canadian home town for the bright lights and big city living of Saskatchewan. (Or Ottawa or Newfoundland or whatever; I’m American so I don’t know much about Canada.) Butt’s Corner Gas (snicker) manages to be both simple and clever, original and familiar. It avoids shocking and offensive humor, instead finding laughs in a PG but still lighthearted adult manner. The show is produced in a traditional, but nowadays rarely used (at least successfully), style, but still manages the occasional postmodern turn, such as an absurd cutaway or odd pop culture reference. I would say Corner Gas is old school television: it attempts thirty minutes of witty, easy laughs, and actually delivers.  Now, maybe Canada will be known for more than hockey and . . . uh ... their bacon ... and, uh ....

Yes, my vacation is THAT fun. So much fun that instead of lounging at the beach, or drinking mojitos on the deck, I'm in my room--starting a "blog".

How ironic, right?

Just Kidding! Well, I am on vacation, but its like a frickin' monsoon outside! So, I am doing what I said I would do all summer--start a "blog" (can you tell I hate that word). Obviously I am new to this world! But whatever, it seems like a great place for my OCD/Anxiety ridden ass to vent!

So I'm thinking I should introduce myself (????)

I'm Paige. I'm 19. From Chicago (area..alright, suburbs).  I like a lot of things, I hate a lot of things. BUT, I couldn't really tell you what. Yes, I am one of those annoying people that forms an opinion on a topic when asked.

I have a few opinions that I am pretty stubborn on...

Global Warming--yes, it exists. We're killing our planet! Recycle people!

Lindsay Lohan+ Nicole Richie--those are my homegirls, don't hate.

Tattoos--i love them.

Dairy products--gross. An absolute no-no.

Family vacations (like the one I am currently on)--yes and no. (sucks when you are 19 and your alcoholic family members are out partying all night!!)

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Food Time! see you soon!

(and for the record food--a major NO! food makes you fat :x ha I say that as I stuff my face with greasy pizza)

First off, you don’t want to pick just any woman to cheat with. Why would you want to go and do something silly like that? No, you want to pick a woman who’s instantly recognizable to reporters, photographers and just about anyone who’s been near a television or newspaper since former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer added the “former” to his description. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Ashley Dupre. Her “friends” call her Kristen. And she addresses her friends by client number. Sadly, 9 is already taken.

Second, you don’t pick just any old place to hook up. If you’re going to go for it, you might as well go for the gusto. So be sure to pick a well-known Manhattan hotel where Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson, are staying. There will be plenty of press and paparazzi there.

Finally, be sure your wife doesn’t find out from the nosy neighborhood yenta. Get with the program. This is the information age. A story in the New York Post that will spread via e-mail faster than the old Nigerian bank scam is the way to go.

So what was T.J. Earle thinking? I mean, seriously? Was he trying to get caught? The guy is the vice president of a major construction company, and he’s putting himself in a position to lose half of his shit? I don’t want to lose half of my shit, and I’m sure half of my shit is about half of a percent of half of his shit.

Stupidity is alive and well.

Ok, so even though I'm a lesbian DJ...I actually don't know Samantha Ronson...or L.L. for that matter. I am, however, pretty excited about their lovey-dovey, now public relationship. It's been forever since I've heard anything bad about Lindsay! I hate to buy into all the awe and amazement of Lindsay Lohan being in a homosexual relationship, but they just look so darn happy in every picture! And you know people are trying their hardest to capture the "not so happy" moments in attempt to spoil this cute couple's happiness.

Cheers, ladies! Keep it real.

Samantha Ronson aurait également offert une bague de 22 000 dollars à sa compagne.

Beau petit couple.

À quand les enfants :)

Bien non je blague, je me soucie davantage du retour de Lindsay Lohan au grand écran.

Intuition, ground zero for self-indulgent celebrity clothing lines is now carrying Lindsay Lohan's line of leggings(say that three times fast... better yet, never speak of it again).  As usual, Lindsay tries to throw her idol-worship of Marilyn Monroe into the mix, dubbing the brand 6126 (Marylin's birthdate).  How Marilyn Monroe has anything to do with overpriced leggings, especially 80's zippered leggings, which "create a tough, rocker chick image," or eyeball-incinerating glitter stirrup leggings which are "so, so Studio 54 circa 1978!" is beyond me, but she's still listed as the inspiration for the collection.  In addition to leggings, the collection also features leopard print "ankle gloves" just in case only PART of your leg is cold (or you just need to cover up an unsightly court-ordered ankle bracelet).

While I'm glad that Lindsay's focusing her energy on a positive enterprise and not on driving her car into things or snorting coke, come on.  I mean, who designs a line of LEGGINGS for their debut collection?!  I'm also really getting sick of the Marilyn thing from her, but that's more of a personal gripe, I guess.  I love, love, love Marilyn, too, but it's kind of embarrassing when you're past your mid-teens and your fandom hasn't gracefully transformed from frothing-at-the-mouth obsession into simple admiration.  Maybe it's just me.

Scarlett helpfully explains what may be at the root of a popular misunderstanding:

I pour myself into a dress and strut my stuff at premieres. People think I’m going to be some brazen harlot, but I’m not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry, catching hepatitis.

Stand corrected, those who besmirched. Stand corrected.

Pour and strut away....lovely lady. Every chance you get.

She just finished shoting Labor Pains, now she is back to work on the set of Ugly Betty in New York City!
Lohan, who made a cameo appearance in the show's season finale in May, is expected to guest star in five episodes this fall.

Click here for the pics.

      Lindsay Lohan's leggings line, 6126, went up for sale a little over a week ago at L.A. boutique Intuition and on its Website, and has completely sold out.

Lindsay's "Mr. President" leggings with the built-in leather knee pads, are the my favorite and said to be either inspired by Lindsay’s love of Chanel quilting or her obsession with Marylin Monroe who's birthday the legging line is named after, who made a 1950 sex tape preforming oral sex with a man-- many speculate to be former President John F Kennedy, who had an infamous affair. 

The other celeb lines sold at Intuition, have included Lauren Conrad and Mandy Moore's lines, however 6126 obviously has received the best response.

Congrats on your success Lindsay!! We <3/envy you.