Diwali SMS Jokes

Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!

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Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke hon,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali 2008!

Diwali SMS
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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

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Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali”

Diwali SMS Jokes
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May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year.

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May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"

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Hi All,
Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.

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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

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L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

James Brown - It's A Man World

Jackson 5 - I Want You Back

Toots & The Maytals - 54 46 That My Number

DMS Feat Boneman - Sweet Vibrations

Leviticus - Burial

James Brown - Sex Machine

Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On

Run DMC - Suckers MC

Herbie Hancock - Cantaloupe Island

Dead Prez - Hip Hop)

Audio Two - Top Billin

Grover Washington Jr - Mister Magic

Grandmaster Flash - The Message

T La Rock - It's Yours

Stetsasonic - Go Stetsa!

Public Enemy - Rebel Without A Pause

LL Cool J - Rock The Bells

Beenie Man - Romie

Notorious Big - Hypnotize

Desmond Dekker - 007

Sly & Robbie - Bam Bam Riddim

Soul 2 Soul - Back To Life

Tony 'CD' Kelly - Bookshelf Riddim

50 Cent - In Da Club

The Spinners - It's A Shame

Stevie Wonder - Superstition

Public Enemy - Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos

Bob Marley - Exodus

Bob Marley - Could You Be Loved

Mikey Dread - Saturday Night Style

Lauryn Hill - That Thing

Whispers - It's A Love Thing

Dizzee Rascal - Old Skool

Michael Jackson - Rock With You

Blackstreet - Don't Leave

New Edition - Candy Girl

Lord Kitchener - Sugar Bum Bum

Arrow - Hot Hot Hot

Dave Kelly - Bogle Riddim

Mary J Bilge - Real Love

Nina Simone - My Baby Don't Care

Donae'o - Devil In A Blue Dress

Ben E King - Stand By Me

Aretha Franklyn - Rescue Me

Crazy Cousin - Bongo Jam

Stardust - Music Sounds Better

Jocelyn Brown - Somebody Else's Guy

The Temptations - Pappa Was A Rollin Stone

Chaka Khan - Feel For You

Jay Z – Encore

Seani B's Black Music Mix:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/blackhistory/features/seanibdownload.shtml

NB. It states on the page that you can download the mix, but I've had no luck, as the link appears to be dead. Just a heads up.

]]> http://gurgin.wordpress.com/?p=641 Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:57:03 +0000 gurgin http://gurgin.pl.wordpress.com/2008/10/11/zakaria-konserten/ Bilderna är från årets Re:Orients sista konsert där Zakaria uppträdde den 5e oktober i Stockholms Konserthus vid Hötorget. Det var ingen konsert som tilltalade mig precis men det beror nog på för att jag inte gillar Zakarias låtar. "Kurdistans pop-kung" är vad han kallas av internationella medier.

Länkar:
Beyan.net ( Malin Wiman recenserar konserten) - SvD - DN

e a lui Bellini (remember cow parade) si a venit de la casamania cu o galetusa de vopsea roz. ingrid i-a facut pedichiura roz & buline. aa! si mugerul e tot roz, of course.

cute, ha?

acu' sta intre ghivece...

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azi-dimineata ieseam veseli spre o noua zi de gradi&munca. ingrid se opreste in capul scarilor: wow! ce model frumos!

femeia a zambit!

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TROIKA + GLOWLAB

the cloud

tetris + knight rider on office building windows

- starbucks has the largest wireless cloud in the world - they are now an entertainment channel
- doing the same with internet connection as they did with music cds
- war chalking / war driving
- hobo culture / signs / graffity to communicate and warn one another
- marks on buildings to let people know where free internet access is around the city
- notion of privacy of how much of your life is public and how much is private
- google is keeping track of every single search that we do
- web crawler and cyber squatters flipping internet domains

drift.relay in san jose by glowlab
"information wants to be free" = guiding moto of open source movement
book called "The Long Tale" - by Chris Anderson who is the editor of Wired Magazine
- digital content (sitting on a hard drive) versus brick and mortar inventory in a store
- there will be a market for my work
- eventually you will be able to buy the license to a piece of content that you have already paid for (cd, dvd, blue-ray, next gen...)
- digital has transformed everything
- google is the single largest data mining enterprise in the world - save every search until 2038

- google knol - is this the precursor of the CIC (Central Intelligence Corporation - Snow Crash)?
- knol = unit of knowledge - go and get information and if you want more, you can pay for it
- Google is giving you information that they THINK you may want
- civil liberties = main concern: aggregation of personal data in commercial databases
- government databases are subject to privacy act
- commercial databases fall outside of privacy act, and the use of contractors has transformed law enforcement
- ChoicePoint or Seisint, aggregate data from commercial transactions with public records (prescriptions, groceries, travel plans, criminal records)

- potential for abuse
- concentrated target for hackers, identty thieves and authorities otherwise constrained by privacy act
- Seisint compiled a list of 120,000 based of a "terrorist quotient", a profile they created including ethnicity and religious beliefs and handed it over to law enforcement
- Florida relied on ChoicePoint to identify convicted felons registered to vote - as many as 1 in 7 were wrongfully expunged from the voters list (voter margin in 2000 was 537 votes)

RFID - Radio Frequency Identification
- shock bracelets with EMD Technology (Electro-Muscular Disruption)

Privacy and Social Networks
Google's Value Proposition - "is to figure out what people want, but to read our minds, they need to know a lot about us"
- will pull ads containing certain keywords, but will not state what those keywords are
- handed over user-records of Orkut to Brazilian government for an investigation
(orkut is a social networking service which is run by Google and named after its creator, an employee of Google - Orkut Büyükkökten. The service states that it was designed to help users meet new friends and maintain existing relationships.)
- censored and constrained its Chinese search-engine to gain access to that market
- the Chinese government is in the process of saving SKYPE messages that pass through mainland China and now SKYPE has ended their relationship with their Chinese affiliate

Google Streets - recorded some random kid who saw the Google van drive by and he ended up wiping out on his bike
"Don't Be Evil"

Second Life Lawsuit
http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/005816.html

The Worst of Real Made Virtual
- the covenant of Extropia
- A Declaration of the Rights of Avatars - by Ralph Koster

189 Satellites that don't officially exist (spy satellites CIA, KGB)
iridium satellite flashes - search when the satellite will flash on the web
- Russian town had 400 people show up in yellow raincoats and stood in the town square when the google satellite went overhead

5

Directors Deborah Richardson-Webb and Robert Walton have devised this piece in collaboration with final year Contemporary Theatre Practice students.

The five performers of 5 have formed a quintet to explore the Fifth Dimension. After all 5 is the magic number. So they've tried it on as a Fibonacci, have become the Famous Five, pleaded the Fifth Amendment and worked nine 'til... guess when? You see 5 has been declared a mystical number by Moses, Guru Gobind Singh, Dave Brubeck, Einstein and Janet Jackson, and this show has been created in order to work out why.

This is my friend Derek!!! He is literally one of my absolute FAVOURITE people to be in the presence of! He is an absolute delight & revels in using fun words just like I am (like the word electrophoresis, for example)... so i have a blast & a half talking to him. He has a huge heart & a killer smile to go along with it [this photo does not do his smile justice, but he's fierce too!], and his laugh is contagious. We got to hang out with Chapstique and the rest of the Family Force 5 guys again at the Jewish Mother, the tiniest venue EVER at the beach, last night. it was packed to the brim, the building was shaking, and we had the time of our lives. They are the definition of FUN and their new songs are PHENOMENAL live.

 

The walls begin to shake
It's too much for the club to take
It's shakin' like an Erfquake
Devastation from the sounds I'm makin'
And there's no escaping from the bass
It's shakin' like an Erfquake

Hannah explained that there are "several Buddhist meditative practices that involve expanding one's circle of compassion - moving out from people you know and care about, to include people you know and don't much care for, to the neighborhood, state, country, world, universe, etc." (her words, not mine). She suggested that I try imagining the collective suffering of the individuals around me - while stuck on a bus, perhaps, trapped in an airport, or otherwise surrounded by those who might be united by some sort of discomfort.

I was still thinking about Hannah's suggestions when I stumbled upon a blog for The $25 Challenge, an effort in which the Illinois Food Bank Association challenged Illinoisians to sustain themselves for one week on just $25 - "the average weekly food stamp benefit an individual receives in Illinois". I found this figure staggering, & decided to take on the challenge, with some slight NYC modifications, as an exercise in empathy.

I made my way over to the USDA's Food & Nutrition Service website, which offers a handy little tool to help you estimate 1) if you're eligible for food stamps & 2) if you are, how much aid you are eligible for on a monthly basis. After plugging in my vitals (assets, income, savings), I discovered that not only am I eligible for food stamps, but I am eligible for $191 OF FEDERAL AID PER MONTH.

An aside: it is when I write things like this that I am eternally grateful that my parents do not read my blog, nor are they, on the whole, particularly internet savvy, with the one noteworthy exception of the day that my father not only found his way onto Youtube but managed to navigate the site in order to find and email me this video.

Knowing that I was eligible for an approximate $47 per week (that's $6.71 a day) in food stamps, I started the challenge last Wednesday, on the first of October. Now, I'll tell you right now: I followed no rules here, & that made a huge difference in my "food stamp life" & the life of an individual truly living on "Supplemental Nutrition Assistance" (why are the PC terms always so much more complicated/annoying?). I made a number of purchases which one would not be able to make were they restricted to government dollars: I Icebreakers gum for $1.99. I bought tea for $1.50. I bought a PBR for FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS (!!!!). Caveat on the beer, though: In New York, city of dreams, shitty beer is accompanied by  'free' pizza, & thus, beer = dinner.

What I'm saying is that, though I was budgeting, I was skirting the issue in a serious way. I depended on my employer to provide me with lunch, tea & biscuits (dear wonderful artist boss: I am sorry I ate all your biscuits). I milked fledgling relationships with baristas for free refills & day-old-muffins. It was a pretty pathetic scene, made more pathetic by the ephiphany that it was not so far removed from my normal life.

Again, eternally grateful that my parents do not read this blog.

The most shameful part of this is that now, having fulfilled my week of 'food stamp living', I am free to wipe my hands clean. I did this project as a lark - I didn't commit to it as wholly as I could have, or experience the true difficulties faced by millions of families every day. I laughed my way through it, boasted, even, of what I was attempting, & I played around, all the while telling myself Well, I'm within my budget. This project taught me, above all things, how ignorant I truly am to real, true poverty, how lucky I've been all my life.

I am going to give the $47 Challenge another go beginning Wednesday, October 15th, abiding by the true limitations of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program. I encourage you to try it as well.

Bacdafucup is a straight Onyx classic, and I can gurantee NOBODY knew that the late great Jam Master Jay did heavy production on the album which makes it even more relevant and interesting being that a flashy DJ from a legendary fly rap group took part in this rowdy type of hip hop scene..

Brand Nubian and B.C.C?..they had content..ALOT of content...I have a different type of appreciation for these 2 groups just for the simple fact that these guys are muslim rappers and made it known from album content, covers/artwork, and even in the way they put thier songs in order on the album...Lord Jamar from Brand Nubian really influences me still to this day from older raps he gave us back in the early/mid 90s. Obviously when you're young, you cant comprehend on what your listening too, but as I got older and found myself still listening to what I grew up on, some tracks really help you look at life in a different format. Im not here to give a religious lesson/nor even encourage you to jump on Itunes and buy everything I say is hot, but if you have open ears check out the albums "In God we trust", "One for All" "Everything is Everything" and even the God Lord Jamars album "The 5% album"....its seriously good, GOOD timeless music.

yes...I know its questions about why I havent mentioned GangStarr or Pete Rock and C.L Smooth yet when it comes to Five Percenter Rap......soon..real soon..I want my homie/boss to put you on what Pete Rock and C.L Smooth (his favorite group) did to the game while I explain how Guru and Premier are literally the reasons why I'm probably not in jail/dead/ or misled in life as of right now.

meanwhile..WAKE UP!